Sunday Joke!

An old drunk walks into the bar. He holds up two fingers and says to the bartentender “gimme two drinks, one for me, a one for my mouse!”

The bartender, having heard everything just pours the guy two shots. The old drunk shoots one back and takes the other and dumps it in his front pocket.

A few minutes goes by and the old drunk says “gimme two drinks, one for me, a one for my mouse!” The bartender obliges. The old drunk shoots one back and takes the other and dumps it in his front shirt pocket.

Twenty minutes later the old drunk holds up 2 fingers and says “gimme two drinks, one for me, a one for my mouse!” The bartender comes over and says “I think you had enough.”

The old fella gets indignant and starts in on the guy. “Lishen buddy,” He slurs to the tarbender. “It’s my money, I’ll spend it how I please!” The bartender doesn’t need the brain damage so he gets the old guy another 2 shots.The old drunk shoots one back and takes the other and dumps it in his front pocket. The bartender just shakes his head.

Twenty minutes later the old drunk holds up 2 fingers and says “gimme two drinks, one for me, a one for my mouse!” The bartender comes over and says “That’s it, you’re cut off.”

The old man jumps up off his stool and says “I’ve had enough of you shit! OUTSIDE right now!” he bellows. All of a sudden a mouse pops out of his front pocket and says: “Yeah and bring your fucking cat too!”

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Thank you for sharing, mr. HDNB!

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